Ready for a better groom job than PetCo? Let us put the "WOW!" back in Bow Wow! with one of our skilled dog grooms. 

**By appointment only**

503-230-9596 (Townhouse Pet Care, our sister center)

Rub a Dub Dub, Pooch in the Tub!

Our sister center, Townhouse Pet Care, handles all our our grooming services for your pups! They are located just 5 blocks west on Sandy Blvd from No Bonz. Beginning in sometime in March, we hope to add free transportation services to Townhouse Pet Care so your pup can be groomed while attending daycare. Whether your pup(s) requires scissor or shaved haircuts (Haircut & Bath) or is a shorter hair breed who just needs a bath, brushout, nail trim, ear cleaning and/or expression (Bath & Brushout), they are here to make your pet(s) look, feel, and smell wonderful.

– Includes a bath, brushout, nail trim, hygienic expression, air dry, and ear cleaning.

– Specialized shampoos, conditioners, flea treatments, and hypoallergenic options.

– Troublesome hair and problem areas sometimes require the love that only we can provide. Let us love  your pets! …And their hair.


Rates vary depending on breed, coat condition, and size. For an accurate quote please call our grooming number at 503-230-9596 (our sister center Townhouse Pet Care handles the appointments). Generally grooms range from $32-$120, but may range higher, depending on the above factors. Call for a more exact quote! Here is a more detailed break-down of costs:

  • Bath & Brushout = (breeds requiring no haircutting or shaving) $32 – $100 Includes full-service bath, complete brushout, nailtrim, gland expression.

  • Haircut & Bath = ( breeds requiring haircutting or shaving) $42-$120 (varies by breed) Includes full-service bath, complete brushout, nailtrim, gland expression.

  • Nail Trim = $12

  • Dematt/Brush Out = $5 for 15 min

  • Toothbrush = $5

  • Ear Clean = $5

  • Hygienic Expression = $5

If you have any questions about our grooming or would like to book an appointment please call 503-230-9596.

No Bonz About It – 3351 NE Sandy Blvd – Portland, OR 97232